"Jesus lives above the clouds". The child: "It doesn't exist, I went by plane and there was no one outside"

Nadia Santoni Madeddu is a teacher who teaches at the San Donato primary school in Sassari.

For years he has collected conversations with his pupils on the most disparate topics.

A sort of diary was born, here are some speeches divided by topic.

Chapter 3

Interesting six year discussion:
«Do you know teacher that one day my father went to heaven and Jesus however told him to come back down to us?»

Six-year-old bespectacled sitting next to him: «Come on, Jesus doesn't exist!»
The six-year-old, visibly struck by the affirmation: «And yet it exists, it lives in the sky, above the clouds!»
The bespectacled man: "But if I went by plane, I looked outside and there was nobody!"
Little "Saint Thomases" grow up...
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Other district, other years:
The seven-year-old, all puffed up: "You know I know a lot about religion!"
“Oh my! We feel..."
“So there was this guy NAKED and God puts them in a park. Then he puts in this woman too, naked too and "there" she says to do whatever they want but not to eat anything».
"A 'what' what?"
The seven-year-old thinks about it a bit...
«Dunno, one thing but they eat that very thing! And then God sends them out of the park. NAKED!”
From the bottom: "Come on, it's not like that!"
The seven-year-old, all piqued: «Oh no? And how?"
"That it's not a park, it's Elen's garden!"
Here you are.

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A little grammar:
«Mae', Mom said, if I'm still sick of calling her, can I go and call her?»
«AAAAAHHHHH! Call HER! They say call her, don't call her!"
«Mae', mi that "LE" is plural and there is only one mother mi!»
Love also wins over grammar!